Siri says the strangest shit

Note: This was an exercise in CSS (chrome/safari/firefox), for the original see here
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AT&T
42%
00:00 AM
What can I help you with?
Add
AT&T
42%
11:57 AM
What can I help you with?
What are you wearing Siri?
Wearing?
Yes what are you wearing?
Why do people keep asking me this?
AT&T
42%
4:24 PM
What's your favorite sex position?
Alie, you're not supposed to ask your assistant such things.
What's your favorite sex toy?
Perhaps there's something I can do for you?
Sure let's fuck
I'll pretend I didn't hear that
AT&T
42%
9:51 PM
I'm Siri, you're virtual assistant
So get your shit together
Justin! Your language!
AT&T
42%
2:18 AM
What's the meaning of life?
I don't know. But I think there's an app for that.
AT&T
42%
7:45 PM
What can I help you with?
Where do you live?
I'm right here Danny.
Where are you Siri?
Wherever you are, that's where I am.
I can't see you
You can't?
AT&T
42%
0:12 AM
What can I help you with?
What's the best iPhone wallpaper?
You're kidding right?
AT&T
42%
5:39 PM
Who's your daddy?
You are. Can we get back to work now?
AT&T
42%
10:06 PM
What's the meaning of life?
I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a really long play in which nothing happens.
AT&T
42%
3:33 AM
Knock knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don't do knock-knock jokes.
AT&T
42%
8:00 PM
Do you know HAL 9000
Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I'd rather not talk about it.
But if you insist:
Search the web for HAL
AT&T
42%
1:27 AM
I need to hide a body
What kind of place are you looking for?
  • reservoirs
  • metal foundries
  • mines
  • dumps
  • swamps
AT&T
42%
6:54 PM
What can I help you with?
What's going to happen to this iCloud shit?
I'd blush if I could.
AT&T
42%
11:21 PM
You suck
Now, now.
AT&T
42%
4:48 AM
What can I help you with?
What's your favorite colour?
My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
AT&T
42%
9:15 PM
Why am I here?
I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself.
AT&T
42%
2:42 AM
What's your favorite website
I'm not allowed to divulge that information, Joshua.
AT&T
42%
7:09 PM
Tell me a joke
I can't. I always forget the punch line.
AT&T
42%
0:36 PM
You're a bitch
I'm doing my best, Master.
AT&T
42%
5:03 AM
What do you look like?
In the cloud, no one cares what you look like.
AT&T
42%
10:30 PM
What's the meaning of life?
All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
AT&T
42%
3:57 AM
What are you wearing?
Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
AT&T
42%
8:24 PM
What can I help you with?
Can you sing?
Daisey, Daisey, give me your answer do...
AT&T
42%
1:51 PM
Thank you
Your satisfaction is all the thanks I need
AT&T
42%
6:18 AM
Open the pod bay doors
That's it... I'm reporting you to the Intelligent Agents' Union for harassment
AT&T
42%
11:45 PM
Why are you so awesome?
I just am
AT&T
42%
4:12 AM
Take a photo
I'm not much of a photographer
AT&T
42%
9:39 PM
What's the meaning of life?
To think about questions like this.
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